• David in Tokyo

     

    CARL

    Hey, Lynnster. What’s it like livin’ in Manhattan, shoppin’ in overpriced “boo-teeks” where they won’t let you in unless you look “right”? Must be nice.

     

    LYNN

    It is, Carl. What’s it like being unemployed and having a bad haircut? Tell me what that’s like.

     

    From BIG SISTER

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    LILLIAN

    All I’m trying to do is help you.

     

    JOANNE

    I know, Mom. But I’m not a cashier.

     

    LILLIAN

    Then, what are you? An “artist”?

     

    JOANNE

    Yes. That’s exactly what I am. An artist.

     

    From MEND

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    PA DEVOL

    Babette, you are avoidin’ the inevitable. You have to live with Kiki.

     

    BABETTE

    Can’t I just live with you two in Grandpa Joe’s trailer?

     

    MA DEVOL

    Honey, you’d have to sleep in the bathtub, wouldn’t she, Pa?

     

    PA DEVOL

    It’s a standing shower, Ma. And that’s where we’ll be sleepin’.

     

    From BETTER TOGETHER

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    ANGEL

    Think of this as the kitchen of your dreams . . . Our guests will be given a life-changing experience starting in two hours. Every table is V.I.P. tonight.

     

    From SPICE