Hey, Lynnster. What’s it like livin’ in Manhattan, shoppin’ in overpriced “boo-teeks” where they won’t let you in unless you look “right”? Must be nice.
It is, Carl. What’s it like being unemployed and having a bad haircut? Tell me what that’s like.
From BIG SISTER
All I’m trying to do is help you.
I know, Mom. But I’m not a cashier.
Then, what are you? An “artist”?
Yes. That’s exactly what I am. An artist.
Babette, you are avoidin’ the inevitable. You have to live with Kiki.
Can’t I just live with you two in Grandpa Joe’s trailer?
Honey, you’d have to sleep in the bathtub, wouldn’t she, Pa?
It’s a standing shower, Ma. And that’s where we’ll be sleepin’.
From BETTER TOGETHER
Think of this as the kitchen of your dreams . . . Our guests will be given a life-changing experience starting in two hours. Every table is V.I.P. tonight.